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	<title>For the Retarded - Geek Mockery at its Finest!</title>
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	<description>We are geeks. We mock things. What more do you need?</description>
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		<title>The Expendables (2010)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sylvester Stallone deserves another Oscar, this one for Making The Film That Needed To Be Made.  Just as Kill Bill was made for we comic book geeks who like samurai films and westerns, The Expendables is the film for those of us who love action movies.  It's not perfect.  It's not revolutionary.  It's just that the <em>idea</em> of this film is exactly what our summer movie season needed...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fortheretarded.com/?p=1626</link>
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		<title>The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (yay sparkly vampires!)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you want a romance with action, get the Princess Bride or Stardust.  If you want werewolves versus vampires, get one of the Underworld films.  If you want to see a dead Robert Pattinson, see Harry Potter.  On the other hand, if you want a childishly-done cinematic farce that plays to the basest of teenaged girl emotions without one iota of real storytelling to back it up. . .]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fortheretarded.com/?p=1617</link>
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		<title>Top Ten Thirteen Movies To Enjoy on Independence Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[These aren’t necessarily movies about patriotism or America’s greatness, they’re just movies that I think are specifically appropriate to this weekend. Movies that, while you’re watching them, will inspire you to say, "America… fuck, yeah!"...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fortheretarded.com/?p=1609</link>
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		<title>The A-Team</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today we are inundated with remakes, sequels and attempts to draw on the creative efforts of previous generations.  To make a film out of something as iconic as the A-Team could just as soon bite you on the ass as endear you to fans...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fortheretarded.com/?p=1594</link>
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		<title>Just Bitching About Movies</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I just wanted to take a couple of minutes to rant.  It’s not about Schumacher or Bay or Seth Rogen’s overexposure or anything like that.  It’s just generally griping about what’s happening these days in movies.  It’s not <em>plots</em>.  It’s just generic junk about movies...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fortheretarded.com/?p=1590</link>
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		<title>The Top Ten Junk Shots in Cinema History</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Is this gay? Maybe a little, but somehow TB and I stumbled across the concept during a phone conversation about Skype. It seemed really funny at the time, and what with the king of dick jokes being kicked off a plane for his unseemly girth I thought it a timely topic. Okay, maybe that’s a stretch. Regardless, here’s your penises...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fortheretarded.com/?p=1304</link>
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		<title>TV Review: Doctor Who – The Eleventh Hour</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to the fact that David Tennant was kind enough to end his run as everybody’s favorite Time Lord with a series of awesome episodes that were ultimately pretty big downers, I was way more excited for this new Doctor than I would have expected. As great as Tennant’s final telemovies are, they were kind of exhausting to watch, what with the pall of his imminent departure hanging over them...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fortheretarded.com/?p=1570</link>
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		<title>Kick-Ass (2010)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you can't already tell from all the extra preview minutes of the many trailers (And if you haven't seen 'em, don't SPOILER it for yourself), this movie really belongs to Hit-Girl. Whereas Nick Cage comes off a little cheesy (I admit: appropriately so), and the titular hero spends as much time getting kicked as he does any kicking himself, the supposedly-junior superhero is the one who ends up getting all your attention...]]></description>
		<link>http://www.fortheretarded.com/?p=1563</link>
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		<title>Doctor Who’s Greatest Hits</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was going to write a history of <em>Doctor Who</em>, but Wikipedia has a done a perfectly good job of that already. After abandoning that idea, I started a piece about why I loved the show so much. I got a couple of paragraphs in and realized my posts throughout the week would pretty much cover that.

So today I bring you, The Retarded, a list of the ten very best episodes of <em>Doctor Who</em>; with a special treat at the end for those who make it. It ain’t Jelly Babies, but it’s something.
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		<link>http://www.fortheretarded.com/?p=1552</link>
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		<title>The Legend of 1900 (1998)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I know that I normally talk about zombies and other geeky goodness.  I watch other films, though, and occasionally (as with <a href="http://www.fortheretarded.com/?p=467">Malèna</a>) I find one so remarkable that I’m compelled to share it.  The multiple aspects of the film – story, direction, cinematography, cast, music – all combined to make something that was truly special.
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		<link>http://www.fortheretarded.com/?p=1321</link>
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