It's time to get in on the action of poking fun at the Star Wars universe. Here's our STAR WARS BOOK OF LISTS.
	A movie about Medgar Evars that's not really about Medgar Evars because Hollywood has no balls. That's THE GHOSTS OF MISSISSIPPI.
	Before he did FIGHT CLUB and SE7EN, David Fincher made a rather underrated segment in a popular Science Fiction Trilogy. Here's ALIEN3.
	Clark, Ellen, and two brand new kids take yet another freespirited holiday. National Lampoon jumps ship. Here's VEGAS VACATION.
	He's got a weird-shaped head, big eyes, talks too fast, and made some of the coolest movies of the last decade. Here we attempt to DECONSTRUCT THE TARANTINO MYTH.
	You think it's easy to title a movie? You can't always have the audience at "hello", you know. Chad tells you just HOW TO TITLE A MOVIE.
	He's been to the lost Ark and has found the holy Grail, but before that, he hung out with a Chinese boy in INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM.
	When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
	Director Luc Besson gives to you his life's vision in the gigantic sci-fi movie THE FIFTH ELEMENT. Lee-loo Dallas Moolti-Pass.
	TITANIC. It's a boat. It's a movie about a boat. It made a lot of money. It made a lot of people mad. This description is longer than our review.
	And I said what about BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S? She said "I think I remember the film and I recall I think we both kinda liked it" And I said Well, that's one thing we got.
	I always thought there was some weird sexual thing going on with the titles of these whale movies, and I still can't figure out why they felt the need to make a FREE WILLY 3.
	Part of the short-lived series of Movie Definitions for the Retarded, here we attempt to define NUDITY.
	Part of the short-lived series of Movie Definitions for the Retarded, here we attempt to define a CLICHE.
	Part of the short-lived series of Movie Definitions for the Retarded, here we attempt to define a HACK.
	Part of the short-lived series of Movie Definitions for the Retarded, here we attempt to define NEPOTISM.
	One of the biggest symbols of Gung-ho American pride in the 1980's was Sylvester Stallone's character RAMBO, JOHN J. Bobby was nice enough to write a poem about him.
	You think you can handle the Marines, scumbag? Gunnery Sergeant Hartman would tell you otherwise, much like he did the privates in Kubrick's FULL METAL JACKET.
	While stuff like Smallville and the threat of Keanu Reeves portraying the Man of Steel, it's good we will always have Christoper Reeve as SUPERMAN.
	The last of the original STAR WARS Trilogy gets a bone or two thrown its way as we take on RETURN OF THE JEDI.
	Good ol' Jack Nicholson and his signature performance get a good lookin' at as Bobby tears Stephen King a new arsehole in his take on THE SHINING.
	John Woo storms America in the 1990's and a whole bunch of people try to copy him. So is the definition of WOOWORTHINESS.
	Some things just go without saying. One fine day while bored at a video counter we threw together some RANDOM THOUGHTS.
	Here it is, the one that started it all! One day Bobby sat down and wrore his musings on a little film called CITIZEN KANE. A beast was born.

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