People sometimes ask me why I don't update my Blog more often. The reason is because Blogger fucking sucks and if I don't forget to save what I write in notepad first, it's bound to lose it. LIKE IT JUST DID.
Back in 1987, Motley Crue sang a song in which they talked about "Rockin' in Atlanta at Tattletales". This weekend, while entertaining Jason Royal of Completing the Square on his bachelor party, I discovered one ugly truth: Several of the women there have indeed been around since Vince Neil first uttered that immortal line.
In other news, I also learned this weekend that motor scooters are not designed for off-roading, and I have the scrapes to prove it.