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MOOVY TURMS: DEFINITIONS FOR THE RETARDED
CLICHE

Webster's Definition:
CLICHE [klee-shay'] n. A hackneyed phrase; something that has become commonplace.

Movie Definition:
CLICHE [god dam klee shay'] n. An air conditioning duct just big enough for the hero to fit through that just happens to lead to the to the bad guys' headquarters; A couple that begin the movie estranged that are brought back together by some intense experience; two strangers who hate each other but have sex in the third reel; the butler did it; a car chase where the hero commandeers a vehicle occupied by a wise cracking driver; a villian with a European accent who always has something clever to say before offing a victim; The hotshot rookie who saves the day at the end; the hero's best buddy dying thus sending him in to a deep depression; someone defusing a bomb who pulls the wrong wire and speeds the timer up; only to pull the right wire with exactly 0:01 remaining; the femme fatale; a catchphrase that invades society for six months, dying down just in time for the video release; A thriller with the president as the bad guy; a gangster dying in a slow-motion machine gun ballet of blood; young love on the run; the hero gunning down thirty trained gunmen while they can't hit him with a single round; video store clerks that have an obsession with horror movies; a retiring black cop teamed with a hotshot young white cop; getting shot on your last day before retirement; the bad guy springing back to life for one last feble attempt to kill the hero; never having to reload; the gun making a 'click' noise right before the hero kills the villian; the underdog who beats the favorite; a team comprised of misfits who band together to beat the well-organized team; a spit take; someone becoming an alcoholic due to a loss; cartoons where the main character is accompanied by cute talking animals; a villian who smokes; an ethnic police captain; hitmen who banter about trivial things before they kill somebody; somebody dying and and falling with their arms outstretched like that guy who died on the cross; someone sleeping with their psychiatrist; strippers being murdered; slackers playing Sega hockey; a gangster who wants out of the business; inept police officers; crooked police chiefs; women with dangerous pasts; the hooker with a heart of gold; a supposedly unarmed man pulling a small pistol from his ankle at the last minute; villians falling to their deaths; someone finding out their long lost love isn't actually dead.

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