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FACE/OFF 1997, dir. John Woo 138 min. Rated R. Starring: Nicolas Cage, John Travolta, Joan Allen, Gina Gershon. Reviews by Noel Wood and Bobby Jones |
Review by Bobby Jones
"This new trend in movie realism really bugs me. Who gives a shit if it could happen or not? It's a movie, that's the point. Look at Hitchcock's films. When do birds just randomly attack people?"
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Review by Noel Wood
"First, let me clear the air: I liked FACE/OFF. It kicked a whole lot of ass. The performances were great, the script was good, the action scenes were indeed WooWorthy."
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