I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER 1997, Dir. Kevin Williamson 100 min. Rated R. Starring: Jennifer Love Hewitt's boobs, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ryan Phillippe, Freddie Prinze Jr.. Review by Noel Wood

I know what you did last summer.

You wrote a clever and original script which Wes Craven liked and made in to a movie that was a suprise hit and rekindled the world's interest in slasher flicks that resulted in your old scripts that you couldn't sell for pennies a few months ago being snatched up because suddenly they're worth their weight in gold because all you have to do is say some shit like 'from the creator of SCREAM' and people will rush out to see it just like after PULP FICTION got so big that Tarantino could sell off some cheesy script about vampires that even he admitted was shit just because people would go see anything that had the Q-man's name on it which is just like I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER except that nobody gives two shits about who Kevin Williamson is so they go and say that it's by the creator of SCREAM and everybody rushes out to see it even though the guy who really made SCREAM actually happen had nothing to do with it because Wes Craven is really the one behind the SCREAM phenomenon and not Kevin Williamson so you can take your Dawson's Creek and your DISTURBING BEHAVIOR and shove it up your ass.

Thank you. I'll be here all week.