Dragon*Con 2004

Why are we up at 8:00 again?	Hey Batman, you're late!	Cobra Assembles	I guess The Force can't grow hair.

Walking Carpet.	Cobra Coffee Break	TO THE NERD-MOBILE!	Dude even walked with a drunken swagger.

Cobraaaaaaa...	...aaaaaaaaaaa...	...aaaaaaaaaaaaa...	...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Dr. Demento is pretty cool, but the car is cooler.	Trekkers.	NERD-MOBILE IN ACTION!	Fat Klingons on bikes.

More Fat Klingons on bikes.	It got a little dark here.	I dunno what this is, but it's cool.	It's a hearse. Duh.

This thing rules.	Netherworld people.	Have I ever said how much I like Honda Elements?	Who you gonna call?

I have no idea who this is.	Here come the Tolkienites...	...and more...	...and more...

...fuckin' Hobbits.	I AM IRON MAN.	It's the Marvel B-team...	...And their DC counterparts.

Ghost Rider looked bored all day long.	Spidey!	Catwoman was running late.	Is that La Parka?

Justice League, assemble!	More DC bigwigs	Yet another Spidey.	Indiana Jones and Lara Croft.

Lorenzo Lamas.	These people think it's time for Renn Fest.	Them too.	OH MY GOD is that a furry?

Yarrrrr!	Yeaaaargh!	Yeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!	Disney Princessessessesses.

Pred!	Anime Invasion	It's Me! Mario!	I don't even think this Gogo was Asian.

Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer.	Farscape got cancelled because it SUCKED.	Ernie Hudson!	Didn't Yes write a song about these guys?

More large-scale exterminators.	Warm up the X-Wing.	It's the Boba Fetts!	Fett party!

Rebel scum.	So be it, Jedi.	How do they fit in the cockpit?	Good morning, Mr. Lucas.

Nerds on wheels!	It's pronounced "Shee-zor".	I think that guy is saluting me.	Biker scouts.

Sandtroopers.	Snowtroopers.	TIE Fighter Pilots.	Death Star Gunner.

Plain ol' Stormtroopers.	Stormtroopers with boobs and in hot pants.	Hey! I think I lost a contact!	Debbie Rochon and moi.

Debbie Rochon again.	Fett the younger.	The Beastmaster!	It's that guy from Congo and The Cowboy Way again.

David Carradine looked really bored.	The Immortal Lloyd Kaufman!	Dengar's a bastard, he's gonna shoot that kid.	Boba Fett gets all the chicks.

Stormtrooper photo op #1	Stormtrooper photo op #2	I think Ghost Rider is taking a dump.	MetalDude. These sculptures have to be seen to be believed.

Thing and Thor. Thay That ten times real fast.	The Bride.	Lord Helmet, after hitting ludicrous speed.	That chestplate ain't stopping shit.

Some people just make shit up as they go along.	Link!	Hulk Hogan cracked my shit up.	He's holding a thermal detonator!

Apes and Predators get along perfectly.	Predators band together.	See? Some nerds even have sex with girls!	Adam West has nothing on this guy.

It's a big yellow Dick.	Best costume of the night, from THX-1138.	Fuckin' Jar Jar.	Yoda is going to cut Jar Jar.

Snap in to a Slim Jim!	The Stinger has arrived!	Fembot.	The perfect Kingpin. This dude was HUGE.

Boop Boop be Doop.	Isn't it past this kid's bedtime?	Thrasher!	Rock the fuck out!

Love Gun!	A whole Fifth Element contingent.	Foreboding!	It's no Slave 1, but it'll have to do.

"Going Postal".	Zartan and his sis.	I think this guy was confused.	Buzzer joins his bosses.

Baroness and Firefly.	Say "Cobra!"...wait, I wasn't ready.	Okay, NOW we're ready.	Boop Boop be Doop, Part Deux.

Clever Fifth Element costume.	Weird Batman.	More Batman fun.	Bat-villains.

Rainbow Brite	Bippity Boppity Boo.	HEY, DR. WEIRD!	Nice try, dude.

Octavius sees double.	Which one of these buttons calls your parents to come pick you up?	Gir, less impressive than last year	Redneck Storm Shadow.

Whoever wins, we lose.	Thrasher again.	Indiana looks for the bathroom.	A redheaded Crazy 88?

Rock and Roll All Night!...Let's try that again, a fat hobbit just got in the way.	And Party Every Day!	Stongbad.	I think Luigi was a chick.

Hey! Look over this way!	Van Helsing.	Is that Meat Loaf in drag?	Cobra gears up.

Shout it out loud!	Gene Simmons tries to choke my girlfriend.	Flame on!	Chicken man, apparently.

Dead nurses.	Dorothy.	Dorothy, this time with shoes.	Hey, it's Helen Slater!

I have no idea. It was late.	Best Pred of the night.	Imperials hanging out.	Lil' devil.