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For the Retarded Podcast Special Edition!

Gnoll — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:38:09 +0000

It’s a special ALL-WRESTLEMANIA edition of the For the Retarded Podcast! Gnoll and The Phantom Troublemaker run their mouths on the world of fake sports, touching on the following: A recap of this past week’s Monday Night Raw. A rundown of this weekend’s WrestleMania. Predictions, praise, and gripes. An exciting visit from a special guest! Easter Egg outtakes! Plus, we bring back the For the Retarded Haiku Corner, present a tribute to our favorite dead head-butting schizophrenic performance artist, and bring back the 90 second nutshell! It’s 82 minutes of aural ecstasy! Music Credits: “Ochre ...

For the Retarded Podcast, Episode VIII

Gnoll — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:04:16 +0000

The For the Retarded Podcast is back after a few weeks worth of hiatus. Gnoll and TB are back to discuss a wide variety of topics. Among the things we speak on: Family Guy, Sarah Palin, & the Retarded. Miley Cyrus’s little sister’s lingerie line. Toddlers & Tiaras, the worst phenomenon in entertainment history. Zombie Strippers. Zombie Retards. Zombie Cyborgs. Nazis on the Moon. Fantasy Entertainment. Easter Egg outtakes! Plus, we bring back the For the Retarded Haiku Corner, and a bit of monkey news! It’s 42 minutes of aural ecstasy! Music Credits: “Ochre Haze” and “Malicious” performed by Cinetrope, ...

It’s the Return of the For the Retarded Podcast!

Gnoll — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 21:04:42 +0000

The For the Retarded Podcast is back, baby! In this first episode in nearly three years, hosts Gnoll and TB discuss a wide variety of topics. Plus, we bring back the For the Retarded Haiku Corner, debut the Ninety Second Nutshell, and discuss the possibility of the future of For the Retarded Radio! It's 62 minutes of aural ecstasy...

MCFTR Podcast: Chad Drops By

Gnoll — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:00:51 +0000

For the sixth installment of the MCFTR Podcast, Chad calls in to join TB and Noel in a discussion of a variety of subjects. As our resident man in Hollywood, Chad is able to lend his unique insight on movies and other ends of the media spectrum, including an update on his first feature film. This is one show you won't want to miss...

MCFTR Podcast: Geek Fight!

Gnoll — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:00:50 +0000

The fifth episode of the MCFTR Podcast is here, and this week, Noel and TB get down to brass tacks in a heated discussion about a subject they're both very passionate about: Their own geekdom. There's a period of head-butting, but eventually tensions simmer down and they get down to some general discussion of all things geek. This week, The MCFTR Podcast unveils a new segment as well...

MCFTR Podcast: Little People, Big Movies

Gnoll — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:00:30 +0000

The fourth episode of the Movie Criticism for the Retarded Podcast focuses on one of our favorite topics. Call them midgets, call them dwarves, call them little people, just don't call them to change your lightbulbs. But the smaller set has had quite an impact on the world of movie, and thanks to George Lucas, Peter Jackson, and Terry Gilliam, they've had plenty of work. This week, Noel, TB, and Bobby give some insight on some of our favorite movies featuring little people, as well as highlight some prolific actors who happen to be vertically challenged. All this, plus a special lost bit of footage from the 1939 Academy Awards...

MCFTR Podcast: When Movies and Video Games Meet

Gnoll — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:00:28 +0000

It's time for the third installment of the Movie Criticism for the Retarded Podcast, and this time, we tackle the subject of video games and the movies. Up first, Noel, TB, and Bobby discuss movies adapted from video games, and give some ideas of ones they'd like to see. Next, the subject moves on to video games based on movies, and some new ideas for those as well. Needless to say, a few taboos get discussed along the way. Additionally, our regular features return: MCFTR Haiku Corner, Movie Marriages, and Lost in Translation...

MCFTR Podcast: Best of ‘06 and Brightest of ‘07

Gnoll — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:00:41 +0000

The second episode of the Movie Criticism for the Retarded Podcast is here, and this week Noel, TB, and Bobby discuss what they liked and disliked in 2006, as well as the films they're looking the most and least forward to in 2007. Among the films discussed: Pan's Labyrinth, The Departed, Children of Men, Inland Empire, The Descent, Little Miss Sunshine, Jesus Camp, Poseidon, X-Men 3, Transformers, Spider-Man 3, Fantastic Four 2, The Bourne Ultimatum, Die Hard 3, and many more. In addition, we feature our regular segments, including MCFTR Haiku Corner, Movie Marriages, and Lost in Translation...

MCFTR Podcast: Beginnings and Whatnot

Gnoll — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 13:35:29 +0000

It's time for the premiere podcast for Movie Criticism for the Retarded! In this week's debut episode, we give a brief introduction to who we are and what we do, and take a trip down memory lane with stories from the video store from where the MCFTR concept was born. Plus, we unveil our regular columns: "MCFTR Haiku Corner", which will feature an original haiku every week; "Movie Marriages", a fake trailer combining the elements of two classics, and "Lost in Translation", where we take an iconic movie scene, translate it to a couple of foreign languages and then back to English, and then poorly act it out...