Zombies have a special place in the hearts of the cinematic culture. So here is a special, hard-hitting look at the world of Zombies, penned by MCFTR's own Terry Baker.

PART ONE: ANATOMY OF A ZOMBIE
"Like America, the zombie world is a melting pot of colorful characters. Don't run around thinking they are all mindless killers. Drop your petty pretenses, your unjustified stereotypes and delve in the sociological case study of the zombie community."

PART TWO: THE INEVITABLE TRUTH OF ZOMBIE GENOCIDE
"Like the dinosaur, our bodies will one day become a part of the earth. Mankind will cease to live, unless, as we see in horror films, we return as a member of the undead: The zombie. But even as Mankind dooms its collective mortality, it will fare no better from beyond the grave."

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