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THE MATRIX: RELOADED 2003, dir. Andy & Larry Wachowski 138 min. Rated R. Starring: Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Laurence Fishburne, Jada Pinkett-Smith. Reviews by Noel Wood and Chad Shonk

MATRIX: RELOADED REVIEWS

Review by Noel Wood

"If anyone tells you they go for the philospohical overtones, call their bluff. They're either lying or too stupid to realize that a puddle on the sidewalk is deeper than the symbolism here. People go to watch the 'splosions. Or to catch a glimpse of Monica Bellucci's cleavage. End of story."

Review by Chad Shonk

"Oh, and, I guess I'll be the one to say it. Fish, my friend. You are getting paid millions and millions to star in one of the most anticipated films of your career.DROP THE FUCKING BABY-FAT. Hire a trainer. Do some cardio! The truth is out.Morpheus has no chin! Morpheus has no chin!"

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