Unfortunately, there just weren’t a lot of great movies this year. I probably would have ended up with Kong and A History of Violence (I REALLY want to know what happens to Aragorn) on my list if I had seen them but I didn’t so instead of 10 movies you get 6. Those would have only made 8 anyway.

Dr. Bob Jones Top 6 Films of 2005

6. BEARS AHOY! – Actually released before the penguin movie, BEARS was filmed in three different locations and features many different types of bears. Not only is the heavy metal soundtrack rippin' but also the diversity of bear species featured is awesome because penguins, while pretty cool, all look the same.

5. ANAL RAMPAGE 2 – ANAL RAMPAGER OF SORROW – In a year when a film about two gay cowboys is probably going to win a shit-ton of awards, this now classic horror/porn should easily be able to smooth on over from the AVN Awards to the Oscars. This film shows just how good a sequel can be…if you get a new writer, director and producer.

4. CLINT HOWARD: NOT RON – In this extremely candid documentary about the life and times of actor Clint Howard, director Robert Carklarg takes a look at one of the most diverse character actors in Hollywood. Howard holds no punches when talking about his life and career and we finally get to see where the real talent in the Howard family is. We also get to see why Clint hasn't killed himself yet due to having to live in the shadow of his brother for his ENTIRE career.

3. SUBMERGED – Steven Seagal + submarine = awesome. Of course, Vin Diesel + submarine would have = awesomer but beggars can't be choosers.

2. SURVIVING THE GAME 2 – I know, I know…two sequels in one year. Well, while I'm usually opposed to them, you just can't deny a sequel that outshines the original. Not only did director Ernest R. Dickerson manage to reunite the entire original cast but we also got to find out the back-story behind the Jack Mason (Ice-T) character. I won't give it away but be prepared to experience a twist ending that kicks The Usual Suspects and Se7en to the curb. A powerful script by Rutger Hauer himself really kept me on the edge of my seat the whole time.

1. DRUNK AND SOBER – Well, its about time Larry the Cable Guy got his feature debut and boy did he surprise the world. By the shear force of his will alone Larry was able to transform what should have been a crappy screwball redneck comedy into the most sublime combination of comedy and drama to ever grace the big screen. Leaving THE 40-YEAR OLD VIRGIN miles behind, DRUNK AND SOBER finally shows the world that Larry can indeed Git-R-Done.