TOP TEN LISTS
The Top Ten Most Inspirational Songs from the Movies
The Top Ten Lines from Zombie Movies
The Top Ten Movie Nerds
The Top Ten Best Movie-Based Video Games
The Top Ten Worst Movie-Based Video Games
The Best Performances by Pro Wrestlers in the Movies
The Scariest Clowns in Movie History
The Top Ten Movie Robots
The Top Ten Sex Scenes in Movies
The Best Utilized Songs in Movie History
The Most Overused Songs in Music History
Retards, Rednecks, and Homosexuals
The Top Ten Performances by Rappers
The Top Ten Breakfast Cereals
Top Ten Animals: The Best and Worst
The Top Ten Crimes Against Comics

CHRISTMAS STUFF
A Very Muppet Christmas
Christmas Movies that just didn't make the cut
The Star Wars Holiday Special
Turkey Day Movie Classics
Emmett Otter's Jugband christmas
It's A Bundyful Life!
The Retarded Christmas Top Ten

SPOOKY HALLOWEEN STUFF
Zombie Madness: A Two Part Essay on the Walking Dead
Halloween Costumes You Probably Didn't Think Of
KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park

AWARDS
Summer Movie Awards 2004
Summer Movie Awards 2003
Summer Movie Awards 2002
Chad's Fuck The Oscars for 2002
Oscar Predictions for 2003
Oscar Predictions for 2004
Oscar Predictions for 2005
Oscar Predictions for 2006
2004: The MCFTR Year in Review
2005: The MCFTR Year in Review

MINDLESS STAR WARS BLATHERING
The Star Wars Book of Lists
A Guide to Inconsequential Star Wars Characters
Why the Star Wars Special Editions Suck

TRIBUTES
A Tribute to Christopher Walken
Defending Patrick Swayze
Corey Feldman in Concert!
A Tribute to Corey Feldman
A Tribute to Character Actors
The MCFTR Tribute to Troma
Mr. T's Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
Mr. T's Career Highlights

MOVIE DEFINITIONS FOR THE RETARDED
Movie Definitions for the Retarded: Hack
Movie Definitions for the Retarded: Nudity
Movie Definitions for the Retarded: Cliche
Movie Definitions for the Retarded: Nepotism

COMICS, TOYS, AND ALL THINGS DORK
Dragon*Con Coverage
Flea Market Bootlegs
The Current State of Comic Book Movies
The Plight of the Man of Steel
80's Cartoons I want to see adapted into movies

NEWS AND PREVIEWS
This is not a Site Update
News for February 20, 2004
2003: Year of the Sequel
Fall 2003 Movie Preview
News for April 14, 2003
Why the Winter Months Suck
The Last Five Movies What I seen

VIDEO STORE DAYS CLASSICS
A Day in the life of a Video Store Clerk
WooWorthiness
...And the Winner Is:
How to Title a Movie
Things that bug us other than Joel Schumacher Films
Deconstructing the Tarantino Myth
Random Thoughts
Pump Your Cookies in a Cat
G.I.Joe Casting Call
The Bill Knight Barton Fink Project
1997: Year of the Asshole
A Moment of Lamentation for John Candy
A Look at the Holy Ttrinity of Movie Retards

MCFTR POETRY CORNER
Rambo, John J (A Poem)
Movie Haikus for the Retarded
A Tale of Many Steves
Tatooine: A Composition in Three Parts

RANDOM RANTS
Whiskers of Wisdom: An Open Letter to Liam Neeson
Video Game Movies and Why they Suck
The MCFTR Young Hollywood Report
Exposing Hollywood's Fascination with the Magic Negro
The Natural History of the Chicken
Comparison Shopping
Arthouse in the Frathouse
The Sum of It All
Who Da Man?
Celluloid and Cellulite
Bacon's Bits
The Evil that Video On Demand Doth Do
You Got Your Social Commentary in my Zombie Movie!